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i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????
rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors
me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.
me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me
my 4-year-old niece is in that “splattering colors all over the paper” stage of making art. i showed her a piece by Jackson Pollock and told her “this person is really famous, and he made art kind of like you!” but she just looked disinterested and told me “mine has prettier colors.” get wrecked, Jackson Pollock
honestly if i send a boy a nude i expect like a 3 page paper analyzing my beauty and comparing me to great works of art
I’ll give you three emojis
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mysticdaddies answered:
The whole artist vs writer thing really and I mean really bugs me because just because it’s not illustrated for you, doesn’t mean it’s not art. When I do drabbles or just bullshit posts, I just free write. I don’t even check my mistakes. When it comes to HCS that has (4) or the whole fucking characters, believe it or not it takes time. Us writers, we need to think about so many different reactions that is still similar to the characters personalities. We have to make it long enough and it has to be interesting as well. When it comes to one shots, that takes a bit more time because personally, I need to brainstorm of how it’s going to go down. When it comes to a fucking series like Bang or Thorns, I need to plan ahead and see how the shit is going to do down. Like us writers, we actually work hard in our stuff. Like damn dude if I want to do basic ass commissions that could help pay my medical bills then I will probably open commissions. For example: if you want me to do your HC first that have a shit ton of characters it will be 3$. If it has 4 characters then $1. A one shot will be $5 and a series like bang with many parts will be $10 like the 10$ will include 4 parts. Idk I doubt Ima do commissions idk I just hate that a writer can’t do what an artist does. We just do different forms of art.
How should I say this… Uhm.. writing is a piece of art on paper.
I tried to draw myself but I just can’t. I’m better at describing situations in their most complex detail or so vague that your own imagination has room to interpret it in their own way. And writing can be as much time consuming as drawing. You have to plot, characterize and much more. A fic can take from 2 hours to a week and more.
A simple HC can take longer than you think. Especially considering that all the 7 characters you want have different personalities. I’m done with people telling me that writing is not a form of art.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.
The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.
I never realized I have been missing the true moral of this story.
Fighter OOC: I wanna throw the bear at this last guy.
Druid (Me) OOC: That bear is, like, nearly half a ton-
Fighter: *rolls well*
DM: Okay, so you pick of the bear. Now roll Dex to see if you throw the bear accurately.“
Fighter: *rolls a 19*
DM, snickering: Okay, so you pick up this bear and throw it. it lands directly on this guy, and he dies from the impact alone.
Later, since combat has ended.
DM: Okay, so, (Druid) what are you doing?
Druid: I’m comforting my bear. he doesn’t like being THROWN!
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept seperately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
you all in them folks house like you know them to be telling they secrets.
i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk
i cant hear you over how much i hate my town
